I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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