so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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