It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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