she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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