i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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