East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
try to milk me bitch
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