i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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