did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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