How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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