at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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