Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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