I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Me too!
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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