is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
North Korea, Best Korea!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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