Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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