There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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