Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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