Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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