My nipple is on Facebook.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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