I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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