on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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