Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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