Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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