plz talk dirty to me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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