I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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