Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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