So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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