I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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