she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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