you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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