My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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