I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
