Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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