Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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