: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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