no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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