S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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