I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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