So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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