no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he's gonorrhea incarnate
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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