You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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