how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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