i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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