Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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