'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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