you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I want to walk on stilts...naked
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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