Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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