super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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