we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
