What a fucking waste of an outfit
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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