Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
she smelled like a LAN party
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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