I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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