Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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