Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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