Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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