Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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