Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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